You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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