No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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