btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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