if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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