STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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