Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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