Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We were destined to go to rehab together
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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