do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
