the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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