i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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