Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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