In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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