I love black thongs
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
In America we eat man semen.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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