He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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