Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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