sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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