oh god the rape fog is back!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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