pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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