he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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