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Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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