He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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