She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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