her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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