Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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