worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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