idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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