would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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