It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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