PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
