I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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