you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want to make a zoo with you.
we made out on top of his cat.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
