i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Everyone says I win the strip club
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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