nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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