is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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