yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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