yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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