and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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