Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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