This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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