Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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