stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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