she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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