So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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