Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
