i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
