How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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