: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
