I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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