Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
are you so shy because you have an std?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
