There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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