im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
