He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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