I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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