I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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