It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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